Sea Swallow? More like your kid’s Arts and Crafts project. Who misses Fimo?
Bobtail Squid? Nuh-uh.
Pacific Viperfish. Are we still giving R.L. Stein work?
CGI has really come a long way, right?
What sick son of a bitch wrought this monstrosity on the world? Oh, wait - it’s not real.
One or the other, man - but it’s impossible to be both. This thing is MADE UP!
Oriental Flying Gurnard | Dactyloptena orientalis
(by Ben Naden)
I’d be scared if this thing was even real.
Striped Pyjama Squid | Sepioloidea lineolata
(by Dermal Denticles)
Putting this myth to bed. BUSTED!
This thing is so fake that it doesn’t have a name.